Tim Boyd Has a Blog

Content from around the web by Timothy Boyd, Brooklyn, NY.

Aug 13
“…making it the UK’s leading flirting service on the mobile and fixed line internet.”
Posted at 12:10am

I don’t really think about my “productivity” level. Because I’m not a factory. I just kind of do stuff when I feel like it.
Posted at 12:10am

I was all set to become a big fan of Mad Men, and then the remaining season one episodes I was planning to watch on demand were taken away.
Posted at 12:10am

Came across little league softball on the TV. Every player on the field was wearing a face mask. Sissification of America coming along well.
Posted at 12:10am

Aug 11
This remote control needs new batteries. They’re in a drawer under the TV. Kind of a deal breaker.
Posted at 7:40pm

“It’s not that big of a deal,” she said. “It’s just a furniture store.”
Detractors Grudgingly Find Perks to the New Ikea Store in Red Hook, Brooklyn - NYTimes.com
Posted at 10:40am

Aug 10
Going to watch Cubs vs. Cards from Wrigley. Drink a Coors instead of a Budweiser, it’s OK though because Jim Edmonds plays for the Cubs.
Posted at 10:10pm

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Posted at 11:42am

Aug 9
Carttronics.com WFT: “Carttronics® provides innovative technology solutions and unparalleled customer service to major retailers on a local, regional and global basis. Retailers operating in 49 states and 17 countries have realized tangible benefits from our solutions. We are dedicated to creating practical, cost-effective solutions that are easily implemented, require minimal management in-store, and generate meaningful contributions to profitability.” HOLY H FUCKING CHRIST. There’s going to be a time, and it’s already here now, when the world is going to look back on this kind of BS pretend MBA talk in the same way we think of the Roman Empire, Richard Nixon, bell bottom pants, and most of the internet. Carttronics.com WFT: “Carttronics® provides innovative technology solutions and unparalleled customer service to major retailers on a local, regional and global basis. Retailers operating in 49 states and 17 countries have realized tangible benefits from our solutions. We are dedicated to creating practical, cost-effective solutions that are easily implemented, require minimal management in-store, and generate meaningful contributions to profitability.” HOLY H FUCKING CHRIST. There’s going to be a time, and it’s already here now, when the world is going to look back on this kind of BS pretend MBA talk in the same way we think of the Roman Empire, Richard Nixon, bell bottom pants, and most of the internet.
Posted at 11:42pm

Went To IKEA Went To IKEA
Posted at 11:41pm

Look, there are 2 possibilities: I’m crazy, or 75% of LinkedIn recommendations are bullshit. Or, 3: I’m drunk.
Posted at 9:56pm

Didn’t know we got an English language Russian news channel. It’s suspiciously “fair and balanced”, if you know what I mean.
Posted at 1:47pm

I ate a bunch of dumplings last night, and then I fell asleep on the couch. Dream big, kids.
Posted at 1:47pm

IDEA: Send all the “journalists” who want to talk about tire pressure gauges to Beijing and they can use them to measure the “smog”.
Posted at 5:57am

From the pictures on NYTimes.com, Olympic opening ceremonies look like a cross between Xanadu and Wii Sports. And smog.
Posted at 5:57am